What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

Dr No

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is the water safe to drink in England like here in America or is it necessary to bring tablets to prevent any cholera when in London?

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?